So this is blog about INSANE DRIVERS and how they make me crazy, bonkers, nutso, wacked.  Seriously.  And it's my blog, so I'll say what I want, and too fucking bad if you don't like it.  Comments? Sure.  But if I don't like 'em, they are toast.

It all began many moons ago....

I used to bike to work 365 days a year, rain, snow, whatever.  I did it.  You get to know some truly inSANE drivers that way.  These are the people that shout at you as you are biking.  You know, clever stuff like "GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU FUCKING FUCK."  Really?  Go stick it up your ass, dickwad.  I mean seriously.  Some of these clowns are too much.  I processed it. Sucked it up. Held it in.

And then I came up with... a SONG!  Yep.  So many idiots.  So little time.....

(sung to the tune of 'Sisters of Mercy' by Leonard Cohen.  Thanks, Len.  I betcha you had drivers in mind when ya wrote it, eh?)

All the legions of clueless
They're driving around late at night.
They signal a left, stop on a green and turn right.
How they ever got licensed, it really does give me a fright!
If they'd all get on buses, then everything would be all right.

Kinda that.

So here we go.....